Psychological Dimorphisms

Sunday 13.07.08

You may know of some dimorphisms that separate a guy’s brain from a gal’s brain. For example if you were to ask a woman to name off different random words starting with the letter ‘b’ as fast as she can for 15 seconds; she’ll likely name more words than a guy doing the same task.

Example: Bat, ball, bison, bill, bitten, bite, bedazzle, bun, bribe… (I came up with this in 15 seconds)

Guys, we’re better at spacial recognition, meaning we can mentally turn objects around in our head better and more accurately than women.


Is there a pattern here guys? No, there is not. This pic has nothing to do with patterns.

It’s obvious that men think differently than women, so let’s make fun of those differences like we did when we were in 2nd grade.

Okay, here I think the indecision nuclei needs to be much bigger as well as the shopping, need for commitment, and jealousy areas. The sense of direction neuron needs to be the size of one actual neuron…much smaller. There also needs to be a tease nuclei in there somewhere. Though I think it’s just in their DNA to do that. A rather large talking lobe and a gossip nuclei situated within to that talking lobe, needs addition as well. Those two should be next to the telephone skills area. An olfactory sense for expensive and shiny things should be included and made very large. A molecule for reasonability should be added…yes, one molecule (best viewed under a microscope) :razz:


I would pay good $$$ to have something like this.

Guys, I haven’t forgotten about us.

Notice guys, in this illustration we have not one, but two areas for sex. It’s no surprise but I would have expected one extremely large region, but two is interesting. I wonder if the two different shapes for sex mean two different things? A sense of sexual adventure and overall libido perhaps? I think ball sports should cover much more area and the crotch scanning area should needs to include breasts, thighs, and butt scanning. Though I do think that may have originally been crotch scratching…I guess you could add that one in there too. There needs to be a sleep area (pretty large), a beer area, a sports stats region, and a hemisphere devoted to the names, faces, and bodies of those stunning hot girls we encounter through life. Though most of the names probably won’t be remembered and will be substituted by the phrase, “That one girl” or “That one chick”

I could go on… :mrgreen: